who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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