D3 body, D1 cock
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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