is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
my shit smells like andre
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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