well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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