how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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