the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
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There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Princesses don't give blow jobs
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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