So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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