Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
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You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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