It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
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I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
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