I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
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Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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