he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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