You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I need to align my fucking chakras
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