ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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