Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
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The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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