Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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