oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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