Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Randomize
