What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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