You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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