I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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