She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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