Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
try to milk me bitch
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