ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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