is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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