if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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