The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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