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Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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