Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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