Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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