no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Randomize
