is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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