Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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