my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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