are you still at the devil's house?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
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