i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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