i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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