Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
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It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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