everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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