She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i think i have two assholes
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
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I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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