I hate all girls vehemently.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Randomize
