you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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