I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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