Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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