I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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