your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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