Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
This is the high leading the old right now
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
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Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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