Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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