i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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