what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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