she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize
