shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
