Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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