the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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