While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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