Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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